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            A wonderful feature of Barack Obama’s being the incarnation of Jesus Christ is that each of us can now have his very own Obama. Just as each of us sees God in his own way, Obama has also attained this universal, exalted state.

            I mention this because of the Pet Lovers for Obama Facebook page and the micro-targeting on-line of dog lovers by the Obama campaign. They are invited to contribute money to the re-election effort and “Bark for Barack.”

            The Obama folks already offer a “Cats for Obama” collar. What’s next?

            Bulimics encouraged to “Barf for Obama”?

            Paraplegics offered the chance to “Crawl for Barack”?

            Computer nerds can “Hack for Barack”?

            They’re all voters.

            Micro-targeting. Will the campaign encourage hardened criminals to “Rob for Obama”? Politicians in Washington— and Wall Street brokers— may have some experience to contribute in how best to rob America blind. We’ve been at war for over a decade, have a national debt in the trillions of dollars, and no one in Washington makes the connection???

            I don’t even want to think about the slogans the Obama campaign might offer soldiers: “Kill for Obama”? “Die for Obama”? “Get your ass shot off for Obama”? When dysentery decimates the ranks, we can all trot to the latrine and “Dump for Obama! “

            Aerobics people can “Stretch for Obama.”

            Artists can “Draw for Obama.”

            Babies (NOTE: this demographic is not yet of voting age) can “Poop for Barack.”

            In fact, when we’re talking about dogs barking, what other canine activity readily comes to mind?

            Woof, woof!

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