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Dear Victoria’s Secret,

            Thank you for the catalog. I noticed on page 13, item C, your pleather push-up halter top, a “bombshell of a bra, now in a bikini top. Special padding lifts you up and out, instantly adding up to 2 full cup sizes for maximum cleavage and fullness… Imported nylon/Lycra spandex… Orig. $58. CLEARANCE $33.99.”

          Does the young lady come with my purchase or would that entail additional charges?

           I noticed your models are all photographed full-frontal except pg. 35, a young woman with an exceptional derrière. There seems to be a theme to this swim suit issue, namely, the pristine white beaches, thatched huts and azure blue waters of the Caribbean. A snorkeler, I say, jolly good show! Could you include snorkeling equipment, please?

                                                   Sincerely, Jarvis St. John, Esquire

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