Bruitish British rapper John B. — who wields the knife for the Islamic State — really needs to diversify. His diatribes have run their course. How about
stand-up: “Lose your head over the Islamic State!”
advertisement: “The Ginza knife! Sharp enough to slice through the thickest skinned imperialist aggressor!”
make a statement: “My blood-stained white robe–or thobe– is by Georgio Armani!”
advocacy: “Lower the population — conserve water!”
health: “A regular program of calisthenics gives me the stamina to carry out the most arduous tasks!”
occupational: “Why sit at home unemployed? This could be you wielding the blade! Train in halal ritual slaughter and gain an occupation for life.”
Recruitment: “This caliphate needs you!”
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