Thank God for Mark Zuckerberg’s IPO. There is now room for more social media on the Net. Billion-dollar bank account, here I come!
Fazebook – Same photos, same content, but slightly out of focus.
Kidder – Algorithmic software converts all your tweets into Jay Leno-style monologues.
BooTube – Videos divided into categories, “most innocuous,” “totally atrocious,” R-rated,” “X,” “Family.”
Drivr – Takes you, at high speed, to websites you don’t wish to visit.
Obamr – Search engine congratulates you on your choice of topic, but does not connect you.
Amadeus.com – Order things on-line! (Religious articles only)
Yikes! – On-line visual telecommunications link, but everyone looks really ugly.
Wangr – Converts screen to gray. All text resembles green diodes.
Flicker – Content actually flickers. Interesting first impression, total eyestrain after 5 seconds.
Posr – Be whatever you want! Strike a pose! I, Kevin Feingold, am King of Mexico! OMG, didn’t you know that?!
T-zy – Confuses my friends into thinking I care about them, when, really, I’m like, totally self-absorbed. (How do you like this sweater?)
Angry Pols – Same as Angry Birds, but with faces of politicians superimposed. Interesting use of filibuster.
PayBak – Uses PayPal to order things on-line that will annoy the designated recipient.
Dyslxing – Algorithmic software unscrambles all acronyms, abbreviations and misspellings. Changes wording into full-length, Oxford English. (Requires Windows 7 Professional or above.)
PinkedIn – The pissy part of professional relationships.
Filmfukd – Movie trailers for Indian, African and Iranian films not available in USA! Only movie trailers for these films.
Netflics – French Internet Police watch your every move.
Sulu – All your favorite programs dubbed into Japanese!
Spredr – Accesses all your most secret, intimate thoughts and broadcasts them far and wide.
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Check Nasdaq for these IPO announcements.
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