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Not Nyet (Kevinski Mix)

The Music

The Swedish rap band realPfft recorded Not Nyet under dire circumstances. Fruit loops musical genius Mutte Fjutt in Uppsala, Sweden was in an antibiotic-induced fog. Acting as the band’s manager and music publisher, I was sick here in the States. No one told Kuny, who does the cover art, what we wanted.

When I heard the wav file of Not Nyet, I was deeply troubled. Still, we released it on January 12, 2023, simply to get it out there. The war in Ukraine was raging and I was feeling the pressure. An anti-war protest, the track’s musical genre is Russian hard rock. The problem is that it sounds like an East German mix from the DDR era, the vocal up front and the music way in the background. “Please remix,” I said.

Thus was born Not Nyet (Kevinski Mix), with me being “Kevinski.”

On the cover, it says Miks Kevinski in Cyrillic letters. My name “Kevin” is accentuated in blue.

The release date of Not Nyet (Kevinski Mix) is February 20, 2023.

The Lyrics

Here, there, Russian soldier everywhere!

Putin say Ukraina as a country does not exist

Tired of Sochi, Putin chooses beach resort in Odessa

Is no war, is “special military operation”  

When Russian troop amass on border with Ukraine, what did western leaders think was gonna happen?

Secretary General of Communist Party Nikita Krushchev, Leonid Brezhnev and Constantin Chernenko all came from Ukraina

40-mile Russian convoy get stuck in Ukrainian mud

War is not rock & roll                                              

Volodymyr Zelensky is first world leader outside Israel who is Jewish

Zelensky become big war hero, fighting both Russians and his own demons

When Russian warship Moskva tell defenders of Snake Island they should surrender, they say “Russian warship, go fock yourself!”  

Z for Zero

I hear your balalaikas screaming like Tupolev Badger 

Russian soldier commit big massacre in Bucha

Butcher of Bucha is Russian General no one has ever heard of 

4,000 Amerikanskii volunteer join International Legion but most don’t speak Ukrainian

This war is very boring!

Russian babes on TikTok call Zelensky a crazy Jewish oligarch 

QAnon conspiracy theory say Russia invaded Ukraine to stop top secret bioweapon laboratory set up by Biden medical adviser Anthony Fauci

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson twice visit Kyiv

Russian cosmonauts arrive at International Space Station wearing yellow and blue suits, but they insist they are not supporting Ukraine 

Ukrainians use Neptune cruise missile to destroy Russian warship Moskva 

Zelensky award Amerikanskii politician Nancy Pelosi with famous Ukrainian Order of Olga

 War is not rock & roll

After Ukrainian attack on Crimea airfield, Russian tourists cause big traffic jam fleeing beaches in Crimea

Ukrainians use wooden decoy of HIMARS artillery rocket to panic Russians into firing Kalibr cruise missile

Putin threaten to turn off natural gas pipeline to Western Europe

Kissoffka!     

Facing counter-offensive, Russian desert battlefield on Ukrainian bicycle

He is called “the late Vladimir Putin” because he never come to meeting on time

We use Iranian drone Shahed-136 to drop stinky bomb on enemy

realPfft play Russian synthesizer brand Polyvoks

This war is very boring!

Elite unit 200th Separate Motor Rifle Brigade from Murmansk get ass kicked in Kharkov. Many T-80 BVM tanks destroyed or captured. This very bad

Putin mobilizes 300,000 men to go fight in the Ukraine

Ukraine make heartbreaking video for Eurovision Song Contest

Russian officer corps calls this “holy war.” Patriarch Kirill of Russian Orthodox Church describe Ukraine as the Antichrist

Putin calls the people in Kiev Nazis

Eight million Ukrainians seek refuge in the West

Zelensky wear combat boots when he speak to American Congress

This no Nutcracker Suite!  

In Moskva, patriotic Russian women sew camouflage net to help in war effort. So-called “knitting battalions” make thick socks to fight winter cold

When ammunition dump explodes, we say this is because someone is smoking cigarette

We fight enemy in Kiev, so we no need to fight them in Moskva

Not all news is bad. We use Sovtek guitar effect box Big Muff

Workers of the world, unite!

Maybe Putin annex Ukraina, but not nyet

Not nyet

The Video

Rap artist Clive Flatenbad channels his inner Russian amidst the tragic war in Ukraine.

Not Nyet video – https://youtu.be/UZe4aUaWT6Y

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