Life Goes On… In a time of war and disheartening news, musical maestro Mutte Fjutt gives us a ray of sunshine, an instrumental with a crowd-pleasing, big band melody and a sweet refrain.
Add it to your playlist. Going viral on a platform near you!
Enjoy.
Sweden’s rap duo realPfft churns out another hit!
Poetry for grown-ups, “Worry Wart” marries soul music with comic memories, before relentlessly veering into current events.
If you like playlists and similar tunes, Worry Wart’s genres are Philly Soul, Amapiano and Lo-Fi Hip Hop. Finally, some interesting genres!
A reaction to the dramatic female singers currently dominating the charts, at 72 BPM, the track features a calm male vocal and his peppy girlfriend. Who finishes his sentences.
A throwback to Ed Ames’s “Who Will Answer?” and Johnny Sea’s “Day for Decision,” the track fills a void in today’s pop music scene. Or maybe that’s aiming a little high.
The Music
The Swedish rap band realPfft recorded Not Nyet under dire circumstances. Fruit loops musical genius Mutte Fjutt in Uppsala, Sweden was in an antibiotic-induced fog. Acting as the band’s manager and music publisher, I was sick here in the States. No one told Kuny, who does the cover art, what we wanted.
When I heard the wav file of Not Nyet, I was deeply troubled. Still, we released it on January 12, 2023, simply to get it out there. The war in Ukraine was raging and I was feeling the pressure. An anti-war protest, the track’s musical genre is Russian hard rock. The problem is that it sounds like an East German mix from the DDR era, the vocal up front and the music way in the background. “Please remix,” I said.
Thus was born Not Nyet (Kevinski Mix), with me being “Kevinski.”
On the cover, it says Miks Kevinski in Cyrillic letters. My name “Kevin” is accentuated in blue.
The release date of Not Nyet (Kevinski Mix) is February 20, 2023.
The Lyrics
Here, there, Russian soldier everywhere!
Putin say Ukraina as a country does not exist
Tired of Sochi, Putin chooses beach resort in Odessa
Is no war, is “special military operation”
When Russian troop amass on border with Ukraine, what did western leaders think was gonna happen?
Secretary General of Communist Party Nikita Krushchev, Leonid Brezhnev and Constantin Chernenko all came from Ukraina
40-mile Russian convoy get stuck in Ukrainian mud
War is not rock & roll
Volodymyr Zelensky is first world leader outside Israel who is Jewish
Zelensky become big war hero, fighting both Russians and his own demons
When Russian warship Moskva tell defenders of Snake Island they should surrender, they say “Russian warship, go fock yourself!”
Z for Zero
I hear your balalaikas screaming like Tupolev Badger
Russian soldier commit big massacre in Bucha
Butcher of Bucha is Russian General no one has ever heard of
4,000 Amerikanskii volunteer join International Legion but most don’t speak Ukrainian
This war is very boring!
Russian babes on TikTok call Zelensky a crazy Jewish oligarch
QAnon conspiracy theory say Russia invaded Ukraine to stop top secret bioweapon laboratory set up by Biden medical adviser Anthony Fauci
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson twice visit Kyiv
Russian cosmonauts arrive at International Space Station wearing yellow and blue suits, but they insist they are not supporting Ukraine
Ukrainians use Neptune cruise missile to destroy Russian warship Moskva
Zelensky award Amerikanskii politician Nancy Pelosi with famous Ukrainian Order of Olga
War is not rock & roll
After Ukrainian attack on Crimea airfield, Russian tourists cause big traffic jam fleeing beaches in Crimea
Ukrainians use wooden decoy of HIMARS artillery rocket to panic Russians into firing Kalibr cruise missile
Putin threaten to turn off natural gas pipeline to Western Europe
Kissoffka!
Facing counter-offensive, Russian desert battlefield on Ukrainian bicycle
He is called “the late Vladimir Putin” because he never come to meeting on time
We use Iranian drone Shahed-136 to drop stinky bomb on enemy
realPfft play Russian synthesizer brand Polyvoks
This war is very boring!
Elite unit 200th Separate Motor Rifle Brigade from Murmansk get ass kicked in Kharkov. Many T-80 BVM tanks destroyed or captured. This very bad
Putin mobilizes 300,000 men to go fight in the Ukraine
Ukraine make heartbreaking video for Eurovision Song Contest
Russian officer corps calls this “holy war.” Patriarch Kirill of Russian Orthodox Church describe Ukraine as the Antichrist
Putin calls the people in Kiev Nazis
Eight million Ukrainians seek refuge in the West
Zelensky wear combat boots when he speak to American Congress
This no Nutcracker Suite!
In Moskva, patriotic Russian women sew camouflage net to help in war effort. So-called “knitting battalions” make thick socks to fight winter cold
When ammunition dump explodes, we say this is because someone is smoking cigarette
We fight enemy in Kiev, so we no need to fight them in Moskva
Not all news is bad. We use Sovtek guitar effect box Big Muff
Workers of the world, unite!
Maybe Putin annex Ukraina, but not nyet
Not nyet
The Video
Rap artist Clive Flatenbad channels his inner Russian amidst the tragic war in Ukraine.
Not Nyet video – https://youtu.be/UZe4aUaWT6Y
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Hi! This is a notification that, yes, I am alive and continue to struggle, if not thrive.
As you know, I wallow in political satire. It would be cruel and mucho unfair to make fun of the war in Ukraine while people are dying and the country is being raped. That’s what my long silence and personal depression are about.
I have plenty to say, but I haven’t spoken publicly, since whatever I say will get taken wrong.
On the upside, I can share some gen on our former president.
Have a great summer!
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